Nerds For Obama

NERDS FOR OBAMA.

Think! Use your brain meats to do it. Dateline: now. Ruinous current administration has so damaged national psyche that there is NO CHOICE AS AMERICANS but that we hold hands and stand around like a bunch of [redacted language] hippies, twinkly-eyed over notions of hope, hearts brimming, fulfillment within our grasp. Feeling like a sucker while we do it is PART OF THE LOVE. Get vulnerable, America. Wipe that moisture from your eye edges and EXPOSE THOSE VISA CARDS. That's what I did. And I disburse cash only when vital for democracy.

I do not like WALNUTS! who is also known as McCain. I do not want him to be president. In my gut I think WALNUTS! will beat Hillary in an election, and then we will have another round of terrifying Justices and escalating war. That would be bad, right? Yes, correct, bad! Bad like thinking with gut meats instead of brain meats? NO, DOZENS OF TIMES WORSE. EAT IT, FORCES OF EVIL!! WE ARE ELECTING THE SUPERSTAR OF THE LEFT.

To aid! Sacrifice your own scant resources to donate towards OBAMA'S already massive fortune cabinet. The link has a big thermometer on it. To indicate hotness of donating.