Organizing for America

Martha Lucille

If I wasn't married, and Barack Obama wasn't married, and I had a boyfriend, and he was Barack Obama, and we went out to lunch with you, you would buy him a cheeseburger, right?

Well, Barack Obama isn't exactly my boyfriend and he's too busy to go out to lunch with us right now, but if you give him the same amount it would cost to buy him a cheeseburger, that would be really nice of you.

I don't mean McDonalds dollar meal, because, what, you would take my boyfriend to McDonalds?  No, you would not.  You would take him to a nice restaurant, where a cheeseburger came on a plate and cost five bucks.  And if he wanted fries and a salad and an iced tea, well, you wouldn't begrudge him that, would you?  If he was my boyfriend?  And that would be ten bucks right there.

C'mon.

If you want to brag that he's your boyfriend too, go here:

http://www.cafepress.com/bobf

I'll give that money to him too...duh.