Organizing for America

Misanthropes for Obama

[GOAL ACHIEVED! But there's more to do. See the update below.]

 Humans can often seem like a nuisance species, but this is a time where all of us non-joiners need to reach out to one another to try and fix our broken country.

Barack Obama appears to be a very good person indeed and someone to get behind. We've gotten off our asses and started this donation page for people like us to help a unloathsome man become president.

Please donate whatever you can. Anything is fine. All of the money goes straight into the campaign. Many of you have donated already, but this is crunch time and every bit counts.

We really appreciate it, but we still don't like you.

-Amy and Russell

UPDATE: Fellow Misanthropes, you've really come through for this campaign, and we couldn't be more impressed. So let's keep this train rolling! We all know that the road to November 4th will remain rocky, with the other side pulling out every kitchen sink (and attendant plumber's ass crack) to throw at our man Barack Obama.

Please give every bit you can. Let's work for a resounding victory, so that we can direct our misanthropy toward more important targets than the Oval Office.