I find your "turn the page" gimmick laughable. What a lame attempt to get the American people to stop thinking about all the money you stole from them. Your strategy? Toss as much mud on Obama as possible. But guess what? People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks. The wind isn't at your back. It's blowing in your face, and that mud is coming right back atcha. So if you want a fight, I say bring it. But be warned. We've got a few weapons in our arsenal as well:
Need I remind you that Silly Sarah has ties to some wacky Alaskan secessionist party, a group whose hatred of the United States can't be overstated? Hell, her husband used to be a member. She's also abused her power as a governor by hiring unqualified friends and firing anyone who disagreed with her.
Surely you haven't forgotten about Troppergate? You know that little scandal brewin' in Alaska that may go NEWK-CUE-LER next week, despite all McCain's disgraceful shenanigans? Ailin' Palin is guilty of carrying a personal vendetta against her former brother-in-law to the extreme. Getting his pension denied. Badmouthing him to his colleagues and ignoring a cease and desist order from a federal judge. Not to mention how she tried to force his boss to fire him. When he refused, she gave him the boot.
And let's not forget the Bridge to Nowhere money, Dairygate, Todd's "unofficial gubernatorial" role, the rape kits, book banning, Polar Bear-gate, Aerial Shooting-gate, the 20 million dollar debt she left in Wasilly Wasilla, as well as the secret Yahoo accounts. And if that's not bad enough, she also cheated on her husband AND her taxes! What a piece of work.
But there's more. Much, much more. Is little Miss Josephina Six Pack the same brainless bimbo who allegedly referred to senators Obama and Clinton as "Sambo" and "The Bitch" during the primary? That sort of racist trash may appeal to the inbred confederate flag-waving constituency, but most Americans will not be amused. I also don't think Miss Abstinence Education Only will get any mother of the year awards, especially since she's currently forcing her pregnant teenage daughter into a shotgun marriage with a trash-talking psychopath who referred to himself as a "F^ckin Redneck." BTW, the boy says he enjoys shooting sh*t when he's bored. Now that's what I call Grade-A son-in-law material, Sarah. Good luck with that.But let's not forget about John McCain, the adulterer who called his mistress second wife Cindy the "C" word. McThuselah also (1) carried water for that idiot George Bush 90% of the time, (2) crashed 3+ military jets during his illustrious Navy career, (3) graduated 5th from the bottom of his class, (4) whored around on his first and second wives with prostitutes and skanks, (5) lied about his POW experience, (6) has ties to an ultra conservative organization steeped in anti-Semitism, (7) was one of the Keating Five, (8) has a HUGE gambling problem, (9) a hair-trigger temper and (10) a pill poppin' mistress wife who's also a drug thief.Goodness! I would go on but if I did, this would be a dissertation. In closing, if the fascist nudniks within the Republican Party want war, then they've got it. The Obama campaign, Democrats, 527s, Independents and Republican Obama supporters like myself have a boatload of ammunition at our disposal. The only hard part is deciding which to use first. ;-) I feel like a kid in a candy store!
Forget about the kitchen sink. We've got an unflushed toilet to toss at you.Better buy some hipboots :-)
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