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Most of my inside sources dropped out of sight in February when I published the news that the Clintons had moved the goal posts to Montana. The staffer she castrated when he told her that, after Super Tuesday, she would have to go past Pennsylvania was particularly offended that the public now knows that he no longer has "testicular fortitude".
At any rate, more news has recently leaked out. It looks as though the campaign is being approached by several publishers offering large advances to key players. Spirits are up.
Campaign Manager Maggie Williams has been approached to author a book on "How To Obtain A Subprime Mortgage". The publisher who contacted her feels that her experience as a member of the Board of Directors of one of the most active subprime lenders gives her special perspective. The book will be published in 3 language versions: "Fonix" for uneducated white folk, "Ebonics" and Spanish for each of its target audiences.
Mrs. Clinton has been solicited to research, document and write a book entitled "Tales from the Trail" to share her experiences first stumping for Bill, then for herself across the country. There is talk of a special 2nd book to be entitled "Tall Tales from the Trail" that will let readers re-live her experience under sniper fire in Bosnia, bringing peace to Ireland, and so forth. This 2 volume set should help her pay off some of her campaign debt.
Finally, expelled Rhodes Scholar and ex-Prez Slick Willy has actually agreed to write a book entitled "Tail from the Trail". Word is that the book will be distributed in a plain brown wrapper to add to the mystique.
Now that they have come up with some ideas to support their lavish lifestyles, sentiment is much more positive in Hillaryland. We can all thank the publishing industry!
When asked about opportunities for her soon to be unemployed staffers, Mrs. Clinton is reported to have said something like "let them eat cake".


