"Today is Veterans' Day, and John McCain laid a wreath at the tomb of the unknown plumber." --David Letterman "But now we see some bitterness. We see some back biting, and Sarah Palin is saying that the reason they lost the election is the media. The media is to blame for losing. It's the media. Well, yeah, because it's their fault that she entered beauty contests instead of a library." --David Letterman "You're not going to believe this. Bush's approval rating has dropped to an historic low. I'm telling you now, this guy has really got his work cut out for him for his third term." --David Letterman "Did you hear about this? President-elect Barack Obama announced that he's moving into the White House, his family, the two girls and his wife and his mother-in-law. Don't worry. It still has to be approved by the Senate. A mother-in-law in the White House? Honestly? I thought this was the administration that was against torture." --David Letterman "You know the Secret Service that follows the candidates around and stuff? They have nicknames for the people that they work with. Like Barack Obama, his nickname, the Secret Service called him 'Renegade.' John McCain, I think they called him 'Maverick.' President Bush's Secret Service nickname is 'Occupant.'" --David Letterman "But yesterday was a big day, because George Bush graciously invited President-elect Barack Obama. So you had there in the White House, the president-elect and the president-inept. It was a nice gathering." --David Letterman "Barack Obama was thrilled, I mean, thrilled, because even as a United States senator, he had never really been to the White House, so he was thrilled to be there. He thought, for a minute, he was getting a 21-gun salute. Whoa! It turned out it was just Cheney fooling around." --David Letterman
Comments are closed for this post.
