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NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Supporters of presidential candidate Ron Paul are starting their very own cities "containing 100% Ron Paul supporters and/or people that live by the ideals of freedom and liberty." The first such Ronburgh is located in West Texas.
Yes, f'reals: http://paulville.org
The Top 14 Signs You're in Ron Paulville
14> The local Paul-Mart sells nothing but guns, knives, batteries and tinfoil hats.
13> Since they don't expressly involve the "pursuit of happiness," funerals are banned.
12> Despite a score of 25-2, little league games last 20 or more innings, with the trailing team refusing to admit defeat.
11> Littering is discouraged, although it *is* okay to waste your vote.
10> Constant complaints about the size of the city government -- even though there *is* no city government.
9> It's easier to get a bazooka permit than decent sushi.
8> Mayor Willie Nelson's prayer breakfast? Oreos.
7> Yours is the only town in Irrelevant County.
6> All the men dress in drag and... oops. That's RuPaulville!
5> Your house keeps getting egged by those hoodlums from across the tracks in Noneoftheaboverton.
4> *Nobody* belongs to the Homeowners' Association or Neighborhood Watch.
3> The citizens of nearby Perotville and Nader Heights all think you're nuts.
2> "City Hall" is just a guy in a tent with a spiral notebook.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're in Ron Paulville...
1> In a bedroom community where the motto is "Like minded people, coming together," you're either in Paulville or Hefnerland.
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