1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed at all
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb in the first place
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness. PERIOD!
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb. Because Cheney said so!
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner “Bulb Accomplished”
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally “in the dark” the whole time while the bulb was working!
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
And, after all is said and done, no one will be able to do anything about the fact that they never even actually managed to change the light bulb.
I want to give credit to the exact website that I got this from, but I can't find it at this time. I had saved this joke and forgot to keep the website handy..... if I ever do find it, I will give proper credit, until then.... here's to you!
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