It has become increasingly apparent that Hillary Clinton's bid for the Democratic nomination is finished. There's also evidence that her campaign is in serious debt and she's becoming increasingly desperate to find a way to pay it off. Perhaps we'll soon be seeing something like this popping into our inboxes:
Dear _____,My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton and I am a former candidate for President of the United States. Unfortunately, my campaign foundered on the shoals of principle and decency, so now I am hopelessly in debt.
In order to resolve my campaign debt, I need access to my family fortune of US$32,567,486,725.63, which is sitting in an account at the Washington, DC branch of the Nigerian State Bank. Unfortunately, the Federal Campaign Fraud Investigative Commission has frozen the account pending a full investigation. This is where you come in.I need a trustworthy Nigerian citizen, such as yourself, who would be willing to transfer these funds to their account and allow me to access them. If you are willing to help me, you will, as a sign of my eternal gratitude, receive 10% of these funds. That adds up to US$325,674,867.26. All I will need from you are the following informations:Full Name: __________Address: __________City: __________Country: __________Primary Email Address: __________Bank Account #: __________Bank: __________Again, I want to express to you my undying gratitude.Sincerely and Gratefully Yours,Hillary Rodham Clinton
Well Hillary, if you're reading this, please remember it was my idea and if you use it, I want royalties!
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