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Post from Beth's 'Bama Blog:
Bushisms and more!!!
I'm going to start blogging Bushisms from my Countdown to the end of the Bush years Calendar.

I also wanted to explain my theory of disastrous inverted motion, or D=GWB*

We all know Einstein's theory of relativity--E=MC* (*= squared).  Or at least we've heard of it.  We also know that the speed of light is 186,282.397 miles per second or (for you "metric people" out there--which is most of the nations and people on this planet), 299,792,458 metres per second

"In light of knowledge attained, the happy achievement seems almost a matter of course, and any intelligent student can grasp it without too much trouble. But the years of anxious searching in the dark, with their intense longing, their alterations of confidence and exhaustion and the final emergence into the light -- only those who have experienced it can understand it."

Unlike Einstein's vision of traveling at the speed of light, D=GWB is inversely proportionate to all movement, physical-emotional-positive, regardless of mass or energy.  It is the slow, painful, brain-dead thinking of a brain-dead rich kid who bought his way into the White House and punished us all for eight years with his brand of--gawd, I can't even come up with an adjective bad enough to describe what a disaster this asshole has been for the nation and the world.  He doesn't "believe in science".  He has the IQ of a gnat.  His genitals have long since been shriveled up.  But anyhoo, with this theory, things not only come to a screeching halt, they revert to old, tired, failed ways of the past and in fact, we are propelled backwards at a painfully fast pace.

In this theory, D=disastrous; and GBW=you know who--squared.  And we all know he is very square.  Lame.  Can't think for himself or outside the box.   

Ok, so my theory isn't tested or even necessarily well-thought out.  But I'm headed in the right direction.  And I think alot of people will agree with my theory. 


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