♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Ode To ABC News ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Well They Did Them a 'Debate' down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie-Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo! "FlagPins, Bombings, t' Guns They Cling"That Georgie-Boy's Neck I surely wanna Ring!An' there's Doofus-Charlie Askin' Questions Like a DorkStraight Into His Backside I wanna Stick My Fork! Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Stephalopo-LameAskin' Questions Like His Viewers They ain't Got No Brain!Charlie-Nothin'-New, he'd be Tweedle DeeDissin' All the Voters that'd be You & Me! Y'got Fat-Cat Sponsors Pullin' all the StringsTellin' y'all jus' what Song To Sing! They Say "Jump!" 'n y'all ask, 'How High?'A Pack o' Faithful Lapdogs Barkin' Lies! Y'say, 'Our Viewers? hah! They got Heads o' Wood!So we c'n ignore that pesky varmint called the Public Good'! Y'got Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Spoutin' DiarrheaSo y' can't be su'prised when all y'ur Viewers say 'See Ya!' Well They Did Them a Debate Down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo! Repeat All part of the venting process. Thank you for your indulgence.
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Ode To ABC News ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Well They Did Them a 'Debate' down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie-Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo! "FlagPins, Bombings, t' Guns They Cling"That Georgie-Boy's Neck I surely wanna Ring!An' there's Doofus-Charlie Askin' Questions Like a DorkStraight Into His Backside I wanna Stick My Fork! Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Stephalopo-LameAskin' Questions Like His Viewers They ain't Got No Brain!Charlie-Nothin'-New, he'd be Tweedle DeeDissin' All the Voters that'd be You & Me! Y'got Fat-Cat Sponsors Pullin' all the StringsTellin' y'all jus' what Song To Sing! They Say "Jump!" 'n y'all ask, 'How High?'A Pack o' Faithful Lapdogs Barkin' Lies! Y'say, 'Our Viewers? hah! They got Heads o' Wood!So we c'n ignore that pesky varmint called the Public Good'! Y'got Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Spoutin' DiarrheaSo y' can't be su'prised when all y'ur Viewers say 'See Ya!' Well They Did Them a Debate Down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo! Repeat
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Ode To ABC News ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Well They Did Them a 'Debate' down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie-Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo!
"FlagPins, Bombings, t' Guns They Cling"That Georgie-Boy's Neck I surely wanna Ring!An' there's Doofus-Charlie Askin' Questions Like a DorkStraight Into His Backside I wanna Stick My Fork!
Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Stephalopo-LameAskin' Questions Like His Viewers They ain't Got No Brain!Charlie-Nothin'-New, he'd be Tweedle DeeDissin' All the Voters that'd be You & Me!
Y'got Fat-Cat Sponsors Pullin' all the StringsTellin' y'all jus' what Song To Sing! They Say "Jump!" 'n y'all ask, 'How High?'A Pack o' Faithful Lapdogs Barkin' Lies!
Y'say, 'Our Viewers? hah! They got Heads o' Wood!So we c'n ignore that pesky varmint called the Public Good'! Y'got Mop-Head Georgie-Boy Spoutin' DiarrheaSo y' can't be su'prised when all y'ur Viewers say 'See Ya!'
Well They Did Them a Debate Down at ABCNot Worth a Puddle o' Donkey Pee!Mop-Head Georgie-Boy & Charlie Nothin'-NewNot Worth a Pile o' Donkey Doo!
Repeat
All part of the venting process. Thank you for your indulgence.
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