Some Tips on Being FIRST! 1. Carve out a couple hours’ free time.2. Click “Refresh” or "Blogs" every few seconds when you think it’s about time for a new Blog to pop up. If you click "refresh" make sure you're on the main page and not inside one of the blogs, otherwise you'll never know a new thread's popped up till you read a post that says "New Thread!". 3. Keep clicking “Refresh” or "Blogs" till your finger’s about to fall off.4. KEEP SHARP! Stay fresh, remembering every second what you'll do in case a new blog actually does pop up. Go through the steps in your mind. Where do you click next? Paste next? Are you sure? DON'T DAYDREAM!5. Meantime compose whatever it is you want to say in a word processer. In the view of many authorities, this is very important step. This is called the "Have Something to Say" school of thought on Being FIRST! If you subscribe to this school of thought, write something then copy it (highlight-Control-C). If you subscribe to the "Just Holler Into the Microphone" school of thought, don't worry about it.6. When the new Blog pops up, Move Like Greased Lightening! DO NOT HESITATE! Move at 0.9 percent the speed of light through all the necessary steps, NOT HESITATING a nano-second at any step along the way. If you "Have Something To Say," quick paste your comment into the box (Control-V), dash off a Title in the Title Bar, and QUICK CLICK SUBMIT!6. Sit back, sip your coffee, smile smugly, and enjoy your 15 Minutes of Fame!Warning: These Tips are Copyrighted. Any effort to copy and paste them will be detected and thwarted. They must be memorized and then forgotten. Only then, Grasshopper, will you Truly Be First.
Some Tips on Being FIRST!
1. Carve out a couple hours’ free time.
2. Click “Refresh” or "Blogs" every few seconds when you think it’s about time for a new Blog to pop up. If you click "refresh" make sure you're on the main page and not inside one of the blogs, otherwise you'll never know a new thread's popped up till you read a post that says "New Thread!".
3. Keep clicking “Refresh” or "Blogs" till your finger’s about to fall off.
4. KEEP SHARP! Stay fresh, remembering every second what you'll do in case a new blog actually does pop up. Go through the steps in your mind. Where do you click next? Paste next? Are you sure? DON'T DAYDREAM!
5. Meantime compose whatever it is you want to say in a word processer. In the view of many authorities, this is very important step. This is called the "Have Something to Say" school of thought on Being FIRST! If you subscribe to this school of thought, write something then copy it (highlight-Control-C). If you subscribe to the "Just Holler Into the Microphone" school of thought, don't worry about it.
6. When the new Blog pops up, Move Like Greased Lightening! DO NOT HESITATE! Move at 0.9 percent the speed of light through all the necessary steps, NOT HESITATING a nano-second at any step along the way. If you "Have Something To Say," quick paste your comment into the box (Control-V), dash off a Title in the Title Bar, and QUICK CLICK SUBMIT!
6. Sit back, sip your coffee, smile smugly, and enjoy your 15 Minutes of Fame!
Warning: These Tips are Copyrighted. Any effort to copy and paste them will be detected and thwarted. They must be memorized and then forgotten. Only then, Grasshopper, will you Truly Be First.
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