Welcome to the Uniterian States of Amerika
Komrade,
Welcome to the USA where there is a vegetarian chicken in every communal pot and an eco-friendly carriage for every dorm building.
Here, your every need will be tended to by our most compassionate government and its anointed rulers.
From the cradle to the grave, your children will be trained by our selected educators in the ways of their selected line of service and how to be a co-operative and peaceful citizen. All of our educators have been placed though a specially created curriculum that was designed under the watchful eye of our Presidential Benefactor. Later, your children will be placed into our wonderful Youth Corps so that they may be conditioned for success as they prepare to enter their designated occupation.
For yourselves, there will be no sensible need that will not be met by your loving leaders. You and your family will be provided a standard issue dorm room for living quarters. Here in the USA, we believe that everyone is to be treated the same and thus live the same. No need for a wasteful and extravagant private home like those greedy and decadent capitalists. Also, you will find that we have a very spacious communal hall where all meet at designated times for dining and town hall oratories.
You will find the food that is prepared and served here to be most satisfactory. It has been specifically engineered to be compatible with all diets and ethnic backgrounds. No need to worry yourself with allergy inducing ingredients, health content and disagreeable flavors. Meals are served twice daily and will meet the needs of all in a healthy and controlled manner.
Once you have completed the orientation process, your trade will then be selected. You will be evaluated based upon your skills and intelligence levels to see where you can best labor to serve our great Society. All citizens are highly encouraged to be most productive at all times of their allotted labor hours. After all, we work to better all of Society and not for our own personal gain. No one wants to be considered as lazy and only worried about their own self. That would truly be the highest sin of all.
Speaking of sins, you will greatly appreciate the way in which religion has been streamlined to take away all those tough and difficult choices you may have faced in the past. Here in the USA, there is only one religion. All gather daily in the evening hours to celebrate and rejoice in the level of civilized evolvement we have accomplished here. Our Society is what we praise and give thanks to. This is the only logical answer being that it is our Society that gives us all that we need and watches over us in a caring manner. Also, the highest intellectuals have deemed that since it is our Society that sustains and nourishes us, then it must be true that its representative must be our Savior. All praise is given to our most affectionate and wise Presidential Benefactor. To disagree with this must imply some type of mental disorder.
However, no worries there either. We have the most efficient universal healthcare system and it is the envy of all those on the outside. Any illness or disorder can and will be promptly treated with a healthy dose of the appropriate type of medication. However, it should be noted that medical issues are a rare occurrence in the USA. Once our forward thinking and insightful leaders took up the cause of providing the healthcare that is our right by birth, many illnesses have been eliminated. No, cures have not been found. But, our Society leads the whole world in genetic research and we are now on the forefront of genetic manipulation and control here in the USA. Since all reproduction is managed by our Health Corps and its research facilities, all defective eggs and sperm cells are eliminated immediately. In the rare case that a defect does slip by, it will most certainly be eliminated during the fetal process as soon as the defect is detected. Here, all are perfect!
I know what you may be asking yourself. How is it that I am lucky enough to be able to be a part of this wonderful and loving Society? What must I do to earn this great benefit? The answer is simple. Always labor to your greatest potential. Freely give up the concept of personal property and make your every thought and effort to be beneficial to the Society and never to your self. Through your selected trade and your ongoing commitment to national service, you will have many opportunities to earn your place amongst us.
Welcome to the Unitarian States of Amerika where the needs of all are valued over the individual!
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