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The McCain Family by finishline08

By Viva Obama so proud to have voted for HOPE and to have rejected the hype - Aug 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm EDT

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I love this. It is really funny. Read on:

Reporter: How many houses do you own sir?

John McCain: I don't know, I'll have to get one of my staff members on it.

(McCain boards his private plane)

Top McCain Adviser: John, why did you answer that question, like that? You know the Democrats are going to use that against you.

McCain: Calm down, I honestly didn't remember how many houses we own?

Cindy McCain: (clearing her throat) Honey, you don't own a damn thing, don't forget that prenuptial agreement. I'm the one that's purchased them all. I just attach your name to them, to make you feel better.

McCain: Babe, keep it down.

Top Advisor: Mrs. McCain, the phone is for you

Cindy: Who is it?

Top Advisor: They person claims that their your half sister.

Cindy: What? (looking nervous) I don't have any siblings, I'm the only child.

John: Oh, honey give it a rest

(Cindy takes the phone and scurrys to the bathroom)

John: So how are we doing in the polls?

Top Advisor: We'll ever since we bribed those pollsters, we've been tied with Barack. But they are questioning your story about the cross in the sand.

John: Yeah, well Pastor Warren asked me a question and I started to answer it, but as I began, I couldn't remember if it really happened to me or if it was something I've read or if it was something I saw on TV. So I went with it.

Top Advisor: And some in the media are questioning the whole "Cone of Silence" thing. And wondering if you were feed the questions ahead of time.

John: Nobody ever said, we couldn't use those berries?

Top Advisor: There called BlackBerries sir.

(Cindy enters the room again, looking worried, although her face barely moves, if you know what I mean.... botox)

Cindy: You'll never guess what Kathleen (cindy's half sister) said. She said that she was going to tell the media about how we made up the whole adoption story and how I never met Mother Theresa.

John: Well, you DIDN'T meet Mother Theresa

Cindy: Well, I DID meet Theresa, the woman who cleaned our hotel room, and she was a mother. Why is Kathleen always trying to destroy me? First, she outs me on the family recipe aka Betty Crocker and now this. What should we do about her, John? John, JOHN WAKE UP!

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