"You don't have to give Chuck Obama a chance. Chuck Obama makes his own luck."
"The 2008 Presidential Election is the first that Chuck Norris ever lost. Because Chuck Obama, as previously documented, is 900% cooler."
"Chuck Obama will govern by reaching across the aisle... reaching across the aisle with a FIST."
"Behind Chuck Obama's beard is a fist of hope."
"Chuck Obama will indeed use his Veto power. But warn the legislators: it is a Roundhouse Veto to the FACE."
