Welcome to the Uniterian States of Amerika
Komrade,
Welcome to the USA where there is a vegetarian chicken in every communal pot and an eco-friendly carriage for every dorm building.
Here, your every need will be tended to by our most compassionate government and its anointed rulers.
From the cradle to the grave, your children will be trained by our selected educators in the ways of their selected line of service and how to be a co-operative and peaceful citizen. All of our educators have been placed though a specially created curriculum that was designed under the watchful eye of our Presidential Benefactor. Later, your children will be placed into our wonderful Youth Corps so that they may be conditioned for success as they prepare to enter their designated occupation.
For yourselves, there will be no sensible need that will not be met by your loving leaders. You and your family will be provided a standard issue dorm room for living quarters. Here in the USA, we believe that everyone is to be treated the same and thus live the same. No need for a wasteful and extravagant private home like those greedy and decadent capitalists. Also, you will find that we have a very spacious communal hall where all meet at designated times for dining and town hall oratories.
You will find the food that is prepared and served here to be most satisfactory. It has been specifically engineered to be compatible with all diets and ethnic backgrounds. No need to worry yourself with allergy inducing ingredients, health content and disagreeable flavors. Meals are served twice daily and will meet the needs of all in a healthy and controlled manner.
Once you have completed the orientation process, your trade will then be selected. You will be evaluated based upon your skills and intelligence levels to see where you can best labor to serve our great Society. All citizens are highly encouraged to be most productive at all times of their allotted labor hours. After all, we work to better all of Society and not for our own personal gain. No one wants to be considered as lazy and only worried about their own self. That would truly be the highest sin of all.
Speaking of sins, you will greatly appreciate the way in which religion has been streamlined to take away all those tough and difficult choices you may have faced in the past. Here in the USA, there is only one religion. All gather daily in the evening hours to celebrate and rejoice in the level of civilized evolvement we have accomplished here. Our Society is what we praise and give thanks to. This is the only logical answer being that it is our Society that gives us all that we need and watches over us in a caring manner. Also, the highest intellectuals have deemed that since it is our Society that sustains and nourishes us, then it must be true that its representative must be our Savior. All praise is given to our most affectionate and wise Presidential Benefactor. To disagree with this must imply some type of mental disorder.
However, no worries there either. We have the most efficient universal healthcare system and it is the envy of all those on the outside. Any illness or disorder can and will be promptly treated with a healthy dose of the appropriate type of medication. However, it should be noted that medical issues are a rare occurrence in the USA. Once our forward thinking and insightful leaders took up the cause of providing the healthcare that is our right by birth, many illnesses have been eliminated. No, cures have not been found. But, our Society leads the whole world in genetic research and we are now on the forefront of genetic manipulation and control here in the USA. Since all reproduction is managed by our Health Corps and its research facilities, all defective eggs and sperm cells are eliminated immediately. In the rare case that a defect does slip by, it will most certainly be eliminated during the fetal process as soon as the defect is detected. Here, all are perfect!
I know what you may be asking yourself. How is it that I am lucky enough to be able to be a part of this wonderful and loving Society? What must I do to earn this great benefit? The answer is simple. Always labor to your greatest potential. Freely give up the concept of personal property and make your every thought and effort to be beneficial to the Society and never to your self. Through your selected trade and your ongoing commitment to national service, you will have many opportunities to earn your place amongst us.
Welcome to the Unitarian States of Amerika where the needs of all are valued over the individual!
So far he has received congratulations from both Iran and Hamas.Our markets and those around the world have been in record levels of decline since his election.He is endorsed by the Communist Party USA.He leaks the contents of a confidential conversation he had with President Bush.Investigations are in place in regards to him having secret negotiations with the leaders of both Hamas and Syria.Cuban President Raul Castro is now meeting with Russia.Iran has resumed its practice of bullying with nuclear threats.All this in just one week and he is not even in office yet. Gives me a great deal to be optimistic about.
Below are a few examples of what has happened in the past under the rule of a socialist leader who had no checks and balances in place to restrain his "rule". I have purposely left out any mention of whom, where and when so that everyone can try to guess which person this occurred under.
I welcome all to reply with their guess as to who they believe committed these atrocious acts. After I have received a decent amount of replies, I will reveal which is correct.
This leader established two new laws that made it a crime to make any criticism of the government, his policies or any war effort being made at the time.
To enforce these laws, this leader built up an army of nearly 250,000 citizens to monitor their fellow neighbors, co-workers and friends. This was done by basic snooping, going through mail and listening in on phone calls. Any criticism was eligible for punishment. Even those made in the privacy of your own home. This secret police was sworn under oath to never admit what they were and to deceive anyone that may catch on to them.
Also, to complement this army, another one of nearly 100,000 was established to spread propaganda throughout the cities and countryside. These people would go anywhere and give speeches to convince the people that their leader was right no matter how bad it may have appeared. Another function they served was to "silence" anyone that may be trying to tell the truth about what was going on. When a large number of protestors were rounded up, they would be hauled off in cattle cars to desolate areas and left to die.
Other questionable acts committed by this leader were:
force small children to spy on their families and report anything they heard. This was accomplished by threatening the children's family.
Censoring news periodicals that reported anything negative about this leader or his policies. 75 periodicals were permanently shut down and an additional 400 were denied mailing and delivery services which eventually shut them down also.
Any citizen that was of a foreign or ethnic background was harassed with the constant threat of prison unless they committed certain acts to demonstrate their patriotism. 175,000 were imprisoned for not being able to suitably pass the tests.
One official was imprisoned for over 2 years for criticizing a government fund raiser.
One film maker was imprisoned for 10 years for making a film that depicted soldiers in a negative manner.
Any books that were questionable were banned from stores and libraries
Now that you have read through all these happy events, make your pick from the choices below as to who you thought was responsible for these acts.
Vladimir Lenin in Russia
Benito Mussolini in Italy
Adolf Hitler in Germany
We have seen much of Obama over the past year and he has released two autobiographical memoirs. But, what do we really know about him? Actually, it turns out, not much! Every time any aspect of his life is questioned, we are accused of being racist, hateful or divisive.Let's just take a moment to examine something that we do know about him.Obama attended the Trinity United Church of Christ for a good portion of his life. Whether he attended for spiritual guidance or just for community connections is irrelevant. He was there for many years.During Obama's time at this church, the spiritual guidance was provided by Jeremiah Wright. On many occasions, Wright has listed as one of his mentors to be none other than James Cone. Cone is a founder of the Black Liberation Theology movement which is considered, by many, to be as racist as the sentiments that it is supposed to counter. Cone, himself, describes his movement as "complete emancipation of black people from white oppression by whatever means black people deem necessary". I may not know the man personally, but this does not seem to be very productive towards achieving improvements in race relations.James Cone is regarded as a very radical and extreme character. Below are but a few quotes from him."Black theology will accept only the love of God which participates in the destruction of the white enemy. What we need is the divine love as expressed in Black Power. Which is the power of Black People to destroy their oppressors here and now by any means at their disposal.""All white men are responsible for white oppression." "Black theology refuses to accept a God who is not identified totally with the goals of the black community. If God is not for us and against white people, then he is a murderer, and we had better kill him." "Whether the American system is beyond redemption we will have to wait and see. But we can be certain that black patience has run out, and unless white America responds positively to the theory and activity of Black Power, then a bloody, protracted civil war is inevitable."Now, if these are the words of James Cone and James Cone was the mentor of Jeremiah Wright, who in turn was Obama's spiritual advisor for over 20 years. I believe we actually know all that we need to know about Obama. Obama denied ever hearing any of this philosophy even though he had been a long-term member of the church. Also, Obama refused to criticize or distance himself from this until it looked as though it may have cost him his nomination. This puts both his judgement and his integrity to question. Even when he did leave the church and denounce Wright's words, Wright replied that he was "just doing what politicians do".Trinity United has made changes such as removing Cone's book from it's required reading list. However, his books are still available through the churches website. This shows us that even though Obama knew it was dangerous enough to cost him his political career. The church that he attended for over 20 years still approves and endorses this hateful teaching. The more you learn of this "theology", the more you will see that it is just as perverted as the KKK which also used the bible to justify their actions. Hate is hate regardless of what direction it is pointed in. There are no justifications to make it right.Even though the media has not given Obama the coverage or investigation he requires. I feel we actually know all that we need to know about him. His policies are dangerous to what our Nation was founded to be and his beliefs may be even more dangerous.
